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Luna
27 June 2011 @ 08:49 pm
Some days, you just have to laugh.

In other news, I've been getting a lot of spam from here via my email notifications, which is a little annoying.  I know some of you (and yes, those of you who don't have accounts anymore, or never did) still lurk around here occasionally so I'm just saying hi, posting this for anyone who wants to leave comments that nobody else can read 'cause comment screening WILL be on.  You know, 'cause there's some nosy bastards out there.  I'm still mostly alive on Facebook and on Twitter, but some of you may not be aware.

So feel free to drop a line, if you care to.  :)
 
 
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Luna
17 June 2011 @ 03:26 am


This qualifies.  :)
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Luna
05 May 2011 @ 03:36 am
[02:01am] • nautilus was kidding
[02:01am] Shoes: YOU WERE NOT!
[02:01am] Shoes: YOU MEANT IT
[02:01am] Shoes: I bet Luna is sloshed and singing some hippie song
[02:02am] nautilus: probably
[02:02am] nautilus: the fucking lush
[02:02am] Luna joined the chat room.
[02:02am] nautilus: uh oh
[02:02am] • Shoes drinks Smirnoff Ice
[02:02am] Shoes: yeah what a lush
[02:02am] Luna: Hey motis
[02:02am] Luna: Whaasp
[02:02am] nautilus: mortis?
[02:02am] Shoes: SEE
[02:02am] Shoes: OMG
[02:03am] • Shoes grabs laminating sheets
[02:03am] Luna: Damn you
[02:03am] Shoes: [02:02] <@Shoes> I bet Luna is sloshed and singing some hippie song
[02:03am] Luna: Rick you I was
[02:03am] Luna: Fuck
[02:03am] Shoes: Rick me
[02:03am] Shoes: RICK YOU!
[02:03am] Shoes: RICK ALL OF YOU MOTHER RICKERS!
[02:04am] nautilus: nautilus: probably
[02:04am] nautilus: [03:02am] nautilus: the fucking lush
[02:04am] nautilus: [03:02am] Luna joined the chat room.
[02:04am] Shoes: http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/8/128915159828494550.jpg
[02:04am] Shoes: The Ricker
[02:04am] nautilus: he looks like an old man there
[02:05am] Luna: I can't.  Eof
[02:05am] Luna left the chat room. (Quit: Rooms • iPhone IRC Client • http://www.roomsapp.mobi)
[02:05am] Shoes: she can't eof
[02:05am] nautilus: she hates us
[02:05am] Shoes: isn't that a Phil Collins song?  I can't Eof

I was checking chat from the bar, like that was a good idea or something.  I was indeed sloshed and HAD just been singing a hippie song.  I think motis = homies.  If it's not, then I got nothin'.  Damn you, Auto Correct.
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Luna
21 April 2011 @ 07:11 am
Dearest readers,

I just had the urge to go Friends Only... mainly because I noticed that you can't mass change entries unless you have a paid account, which I got for 2 weeks free just now, solely to do that.  I have 1250 entries, no lie, so I wasn't about to get stuck with everything available to everyone and no way to change it unless I paid, because changing them each individually was NOT a viable option.  Damn, am I a wordy bitch.

So yeah, I may post something openly and then change it or I might not, OR I might just do whatever the hell I like.  You know, as I always do.

So, friends, non-friends, stalkers, random people and especially you, spammers... carry on.

Feel free to leave me little notes of love here.  I won't mind.  Well, unless it's about medications and bank scams.  I'm not too fond of that sort of thing.


Hugs & kittens,
Me

P.S. - Go buy the new Duran Duran album.  It's amazing and you won't regret it.  Get the deluxe.  You can thank me later.
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Luna
05 May 2009 @ 12:03 am
My friend sent me a terrible form letter some guy sent to her on Match.  It was as follows:

Subject: You are closer than you think.

Sometimes when you are ready to give up... you say what the h.. let me make one last effort. it might be worthwhile...To make a long strory short. I am interested in you. I am the alchemist.

At first, you might not like me. But, beauty is skin deep. I believe there is more to a person than what we can see...It looks like you have done it all. The Richard Gere.. and others and now you are ready for that special experience... yes..the point when you are thinking about something and your mate already knows what your thinking and your next thought or step...Yes..we could call it a mismatch. But, better yet, a perfect match...Ready to explore...strike for your luck because you are closer than you think.
Good luck.


Oh.  Yeah, sure.  What?!  No... just no.

This is one of many I've read over the years through said friend and hell, I've even been the recipient of these from people on sites like WAYN and Flixster who think those are dating sites instead of being for travel and movies respectively.  Ugh.  These are lazy asses who can't even take two minutes out of their lives to write a simple "Hi, so and so, I like your profile a lot." etc. and send the fucker off.  I wrote what I wanted to be an obvious form email for her to send back to these morons because I rather liked the idea of replying with an equally impersonal message, meant for any douchebag who does this sort of thing, just something I typed out rather quickly to get the job done. 

Feel free to use it, anyone on Match or any of the other dating sites.  It's all yours.

To Whom It May Concern:

Sending a prospective date a form letter is in terribly bad taste and not only indicates one's true level of interest but tells the woman that the man is very lazy and is probably sending that same letter to hundreds of women at a time.  This is not a man to be taken seriously or to be trusted.  I am guessing there are probably multiple misspellings in it as well.  A form letter, to me, deserves the same consideration, so this is your form letter, a reply written especially for men who can't be bothered to take the time to write a short, personal note (e.g. "Hi, ________, I saw your profile and I really liked such and such about it.  Perhaps we can grab a coffee sometime?") lovingly copied and pasted to you with minimal effort on my part.  Perhaps you didn't even read my profile.  How can I possibly tell from the impersonal mess you just sent me?  What I DO know is that you sorely need to work on your act.  Form emails are not impressive in the least and in fact are a huge turn-off, even if your profile was otherwise attractive.  Fare thee well, failed suitor.  Maybe you'll find a woman with lowered expectations who doesn't mind receiving the same exact letter you sent to me.

Sincerely,
Me


Dumbasses.
 
 
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Luna
01 July 2007 @ 12:54 am
So, for those of you who remember the previous adventure (which I will link later), my poor friend has met another loser on Match. This time, he violated the No Mike rule which I try to get her to enforce, but she rather fairly gave him a shot anyway because he wasn't an Aries.

Big mistake. More so for him than for her, but we shall get to this soon...

"Do you think he's gonna cry when he reads this?"

Yes. Yes, I do.

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Luna
22 October 2006 @ 06:48 pm
Upon checking my rarely checked Hotmail account for other, funnier reasons, I saw that hey... I have a lot of eHarmony matches! Excellent! So why not share the highlights with you?

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Luna
24 September 2006 @ 03:40 am
My poor, poor friend, referred to here nd here, had these pictures to share with me, so I uploaded them all for your laughter and amazement.  Apparently this guy wanted to get to know her.  I should mention that she's quite happily dating a guy I completely approve of right now and has zero interest in this fool or any other for that matter.  Anyway, this gem of a guy is 38 years old, looks about 50 and sent her THIS picture:

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Luna
12 September 2006 @ 03:13 am
Doctor Who: 01-23
The Avengers: 24, 25
Conan O'Brien: 26
Arrested Development: 27
The Simpsons: 28
The Mighty Boosh: 29, 30
Kath & Kim: 31
Little Britain: 32, 33
Father Ted: 34, 35
The Daily Show: 36
Life On Mars: 37-55

Credit is always lovely, but I won't hunt you down and destroy you if you don't credit me.  I don't care where you use these and I also don't care if you want to edit them.  Of course I'm always curious what people can do with blank pictures I upload, so feel free to show me any results if you do edit, or not... either way I'm a happy camper.  Most of all, just enjoy the icons!  :)

Icon #20 is sort of a The Dæmons and The Wicker Man hybrid icon I made for my own personal use on a whim because the episode was so reminiscent of the movie -- or should that be vice versa, as The Dæmons came first!  Mind you, I am not talking about the hilarious remake that's in theaters now, but the great old Christopher Lee movie.  You should all go out and rent it NOW.

A preview:

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Luna
16 July 2006 @ 08:22 am
I've been busy, apparently. Here are forty more icons of varying quality.  Major, MAJOR spoilers for the final episode of Doctor Who (2006), "Doomsday".  You have been warned!

Doctor Who: 01-21
Monty Python: 22
Father Ted: 23-36
Blackpool: 37
Black Books: 38-39
The Thick Of It: 40

A teaser:

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